AS hard as we have tried, we have not been able to get hold of the popular Nollywood actress, Tonto Dike. We have called, sent short messages and emails, but whooooooosai, we have not been able to get across to the charming actress, who we are told, used to have something to do with the main dude at Mo' Hits records. Anyway, if you know someone, who knows where she is, please do let her know that we need to ask her a few questions.

One waka pass wants us to believe, even when we know it can't be true, that the reason our own darling Tonto has not been mobilised for youth service is because she needs all the time in the world to cement her relationship with, 'a Nigerian international whom she met at Tricia Esiegbe's wedding last year'. And the question we want to ask Tonto? Was she at Tricia's talk of the town wedding? Is any Nigerian international on line? What has her intention to cement a relationship got to do with her educational pursuit? Questions, questions, questions! Our number? No, Tonto knows how to reach us…