Even from 100 meters, thermometers can still pick up the seductive heat coming from this effizy cleavage show. Kendra and Holly would certainly go green with envy seeing you. But the primary concern of this court is to protect the “innocent minds” of many Nigerian teenage boys and also stabilize marriages which may have been set rocking after the men at this event took open and secret glances at you. Pay a fine of N1million.
Forest of a thousand...
Bros, is this dreadlock or you just forgot to comb your hair? There is every indication that we could actually hunt for snakes and rodents in the 'forest' you have up there on your head. We are even convinced that sighting the 'forest' alone could give little children nightmare. So go get a good haircut, but first pay a fine of N500,000 in the form of cartons of Bournvita, Peak 1-2-3, Indomie and Milo Ready-to-Drink, which you should deliver to the Little Saints Orphanage.
This court frowns on the exposure of bra straps to every Aki and Pawpaw, Salt'n'Pepper. But given that you are a first time offender, this court is inclined to temper justice with mercy. But it must strict conditions to ensure that you would henceforth demonstrate good bra behaviour. In line with this therefore, you are to report every morning for the next three months to the office of the Police Public Relations Officer, Lagos State Command, ASP, Frank Mba, who is mandated to issue you with a weekly Certificate of Good Conduct every Friday.
How dare you wear a bare back dress when you know that your back looks like Ore-Benin Road? Is it by force that you must wear this sort of dress? By your brazen act, you have contravened Section 404 of the Style Act. The Commander of KAI is ordered to arrest and convey you to Lagos State University Teaching Hospital where you will be attended to by a Consultant Dermatologist (in case you do not understand that, it means a doctor who is a specialist in treatment of skin problems). You are to pay a fine of N600,000 as professional fees to the dermatologist for your treatment.
Have you ever heard the expression, less is more? You are so pretty that you don't need to display so much flesh to make a fashion statement. Seeing that you extremely love to show all, you are sentenced to six months full exposure on Koma Hill. Court!
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