Name: ...........
Occupation:......
Location:.............

Sentence: BUSTED! Honey bunch, give that dress back to the rightful owner,
we mean your little sister. Everything is wrong with it. You don't need
that type of cleavage when you're so graciously endowed and those legs are
no sight! Consider this a warning from the Nigeria Fashion Police and
please don't let us catch you again!

Name:.........
Occupation:......
Location:........

Sentence: BUSTED! We've received an alarmed call from a friend of this lady
reporting a curtain missing! We've unfortunately located it!

Name:................
Occupation:..........
Location:..............

Sentence: BUSTED! We are convinced that this young woman forgot to put some
clothes on before leaving her house! That's the only logical explanation
why a grown woman would afflict this pitiful sight on all of us. To back our
claim, she's still in her robe!

Name: Stella Damasus Nzeribe
Occupation: Actrice/Singer/Activist
Location:........

Sentence: CLASSY! Stella's always her own beautiful self. A bit less make-up
would do just as well.