Art & Culture | 28 February 2012 03:49 CET

NIGERIA'S REPORT CARD AFTER 51 YEARS IN SCHOOL!!!

Source: Ibrahim Ajibade/Nollywoodgists.com

SSCE RESULTS:

HEALTH = D7

POVERTY = A1

EDUCATION = C6

TRANSPORTATION = D7

SECURITY = F9

COMMUNICATION = C6

INFRASTRUCTURE = E8

SOCIAL AMENITIES = D7

ELECTRICITY = F9CORRUPTION = A1

WATER SUPPLY = C6

ELECTION RIGGING = A1

HUMAN RIGHT = D7

JUDICIARY = D7

ILLITERACY = B3

EMPLOYMENT = D7

BANKING SECTOR = C4

SPORTS/FOOTBALL = D7

PROSTITUTI ON = B3

MILITANCY = B2

RELIGIOUS ACTIVITIES: B3

KIDNAPPING = A1

HUMAN TRAFFICKIN G = B3

CHILD LABOUR = B2

BOMBING = B2

RULE OF LAW=F9

POLICE=F9

PIPELINE VANDALISATION = B3

BAD LEADERS = A1

AGGREGATE JAMB SCORES: 55

POSTUME SCORES: 12%

1ST CHOICE INSTITUTION: UNIVERSITY OF"GIANT OF AFRICA".

ADMISSION STATUS: YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!

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