Real desperados
Awkward
There is no doubt that you have got it, because you ended up flaunting a whole lot more than you bargained for. Although your lawyer referred to the “if you've got it, flaunt it” rule. But we won't accept that here, because you should know when to draw the line. Pay a fine of N1.5million.
Tits expose
Girlfriend, this court lamented so much today when you came into the witness box with your tits out of their confines! The girls are hanging out too much and we won't condone such indecent behaviour. You have been fined N1million.
Confusion
You almost plunged the court session into confusion because a section believed that you wore your bra in public, while others believed you wore a bustier. But what should we focus on? Is it the heavy metal on your neck or the kegs on display? We hereby adjourn this case till the next hearing for further clarification. Meanwhile, you are granted bail with two sureties and in the sum of N500, 000.
Breast plate
You were caught at a public place flaunting your God-given Aki and Pawpaw without caution. This is too revealing and trashy. You're hereby sentenced to six months imprisonment at the Kuje female prisons with an option of N900, 000 fine..
Bursting out
Baring it all doesn't make you look more fabulous. Have you forgotten what Section 456 of the 1990 Style Constitution says? It says “dress the way you want to be addressed''. You have been fined N1million.
AwkwardLatest News
- Joseph Aloba Drops Bombshell On Wunmi
- Rapper, Speed Darlington Crowns Himself Best Musi
- Daniel Regha Criticizes Autopsy Report Of Late Moh
- MAVIN Boss, Don Jazzy Advises Netizens To Ignore C
- Rapper, Odumodublvck Bemoans Being Constantly Crit
- Mayorkun Subjected To Criticism Over Using Nickie
- Singer, Slimacase Hails Don Jazzy For Paving The W
- Speed Darlington Sounds Note Of Warning To Those W
- Veteran, ID Cabassa Opens Up On How He Felt When O
- Let's Sell Ourselves As Superheroes As Well – Yul